色老頭和小妖精 – A Modern Fairytale Part 1

有些人叫他色老頭。
他不承認他老﹐但他的確是有些變態。
他有點戀母情節﹐喜歡女性蕾絲內褲﹐做事一絲不苟﹐而且必須--是必須--隨時帶著錶。
他必須每分每秒都知道時間。
這雖然是有點怪異﹐
不過現代人又有哪個是完全正常的﹖
在這個社會裡﹐大家都瘋了。


她不喜歡被稱呼小妖精。
她有點愛美﹐有點拜金﹐也很有些敗金。
她喜歡被男人圍繞膜拜﹐她喜歡Jimmy Choo﹐Ferragamo跟開著法拉利的男人。
這雖然有點過於物慾﹐
但是現代人又有誰不喜歡物質享受﹖
在這個世界上﹐沒有人不喜歡錢。

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他四十三歲這年﹐她二十九。
他們相遇在SOXO的內衣部門。
下午5點28分﹐他在陪著剛交往兩個禮拜的女朋友買內衣﹐而她在一個人慢慢的欣賞著那些狂野熱情的馬甲。
女朋友舉起件深藍色的full cup給他看﹐他搖搖頭。還是balconette比較性感。再說﹐他瞥了眼女朋友﹐她的身材穿full cup只會看起來更小而已﹐何必暴短﹖

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這是藍血兒本來PO在優秀文學網的故事。原本叫變態與小妖精。現在開始﹐因一個變態損友的要求﹐改名在這裡連載喔。

Lisa's Obnoxious and Bitchy Guide to Life Part I 藍血兒的三八生存指南Part I

1. DO NOT PANIC. Oh wait, that’s the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Okay, CHILL. It’s just life, no big deal, right?

2. Always wear cute shoes – things tend to work out better when you’re sporting nice shoes.

3. Believe in what you have to say, even when you know it’s total bullshit. Especially when you know it’s bullshit. When you strongly believe in something and reiterate it several times, it becomes the truth. (This works great during essay exams, but does not work in math.)

4. Avoid standing in proximity to a group of Cantonese people on crowded public transportation at all cost. They will stare at your boobs and ass and laugh in your face.

5. Learn to speak proper English. It's "third," NOT "dird".

6. Or, if you can’t, just forget about it and learn Chinese. It’s going to be the next lingua franca (maybe).

7. The world is sinking – Bangkok won’t be here in the next __ years. Learn how to swim.

8. Love yourself. There isn’t anyone as important as you (not even your cute girlfriend with her nice ass).

9. Don’t die for anyone. Seriously. They aren’t going to like having a burden THAT massive for hanging over their heads for the rest of their lives.

10. Winning jackpot at the lottery is much more practical (and useful) than earning a bachelor's degree in business...

開張囉~~~

這是我在blogger的第一篇文章呢。




Still trying to get used to it.




之所以不用xanga跟別的blog了是因為hmmm.... 膩了。




希望在新的部落格會突然文思泉湧呢(妄想當中)

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