HK & Macau 2011

 Hi everyone, welcome back to blueblood's blog.
I know this is very belated, but try to enjoy the picfest :)

 

Citadines HK Ashley. This is where we stayed at.

朱銘的創作

The Peak

Landmark, Central.

The Venetian, Macau

Our room at the Venetian.

Lisa's Obnoxious and Bitchy Guide to Life Part II 藍血兒的三八生存指南 Part II

11. Two things one should not live without – a good sense of humor and independent, hard-earned cash.

12. Two words – Retail. Therapy. Trust me, it works.

13. Read the gossip column from time to time – you don’t want to be left out in conversations, and plus, it’s funny to laugh at other people's lives.

14. Beer does make you fat. Wine is SO much better in so many ways.

15. It’s utter nonsense to assume that a woman doesn’t have a sense of direction. She does – she just doesn’t need to use it so much seeing as there are constantly men who want to show off theirs and “guide her”.

16. Do not shop for shoes online. They never fit.

17. Get a pet bunny rabbit, they make such nice pets/friends. Besides, they don't bark or meow in the middle of the night.

18. Do not order what BS wants to order – they’re most likely runny, liquid-y, puke-like substances (that cost a lot). Eww.

19. Swenson’s prices are ridiculously jacked up considering you’re only getting chemical substances-filled, hideously sweet and fattening ice cream in an AC-unfriendly environment filled with locals who trash-talk and smell bad.

20. Pouring your heart out to a relatively new acquaintance is always a bad thing, even if you were hoping to get to know him/her more in the process.

Lisa's Obnoxious and Bitchy Guide to Life Part I 藍血兒的三八生存指南Part I

1. DO NOT PANIC. Oh wait, that’s the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Okay, CHILL. It’s just life, no big deal, right?

2. Always wear cute shoes – things tend to work out better when you’re sporting nice shoes.

3. Believe in what you have to say, even when you know it’s total bullshit. Especially when you know it’s bullshit. When you strongly believe in something and reiterate it several times, it becomes the truth. (This works great during essay exams, but does not work in math.)

4. Avoid standing in proximity to a group of Cantonese people on crowded public transportation at all cost. They will stare at your boobs and ass and laugh in your face.

5. Learn to speak proper English. It's "third," NOT "dird".

6. Or, if you can’t, just forget about it and learn Chinese. It’s going to be the next lingua franca (maybe).

7. The world is sinking – Bangkok won’t be here in the next __ years. Learn how to swim.

8. Love yourself. There isn’t anyone as important as you (not even your cute girlfriend with her nice ass).

9. Don’t die for anyone. Seriously. They aren’t going to like having a burden THAT massive for hanging over their heads for the rest of their lives.

10. Winning jackpot at the lottery is much more practical (and useful) than earning a bachelor's degree in business...