christmas wombat

This is the mythical creature that everyone has all heard about in bedtime stories, but has almost never been spotted... More loved than Tinkerbell or Santa Claus, known for its wisdom and its ability to bring joy and peace to the world...

The Christmas Wombat.

Legend has it that once upon a time, the Christmas Wombat used to walk the very land that we inhabit, but the mythical creature, tired of warfare and human squabbling, has long since retreated to its home in the deep woods, away from humanity. Many brave and heroic stories about expeditions in search of the Christmas Wombat have been told and retold since some 400 years ago, but no one has any proof that they had seen the Christmas Wombat with their very own eyes.

A prophecy made over 50 years ago foretells that the Christmas Wombat will reappear on Christmas Eve, 2010. Will the prophecy fulfill itself? Will mankind really be so lucky as to have the great Christmas Wombat back in their tiny, insignificant lives? The world awaits in anticipation...

A picture of the Christmas Wombat that a slightly unfocused, drunken, and penniless photographer (who wishes to remain anonymous) swears is authentic.